Kisi Ko Kyun Yaad Karta Koi

Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !
Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!
Kisi ko kyun yaad karta koi !
Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi …. !!

Dil Chahe Ki Tera Yaad Na Aaye

Bebus hai yeh ankhon jinme naami nahi hai
zubaan kehna chahe to bohut kuch padh  lavz nahi hai
dil chahe ki tera yaad na aaye padh
iss dil mein tuhi samayi hui hai

Romantic Sad Poetry

Teri bewafai ke jakham jab jab yaad aaye
bebus ashq meri aankhon me chhalak aaye
wafao se tola hai tune meri wafao ko
kash koi kisi ko is tarah kabhi na aajmaye
darta hai dil ab to apni hi tanhai se
kahi jaam-e-wafa chhalak hi na jaaye

Har Ajnabi Chehre Mein

har ajnabi chehre mein uski jhalak dikhayi deti hai
chalti hai deewani jab, to nazar jhukaye rehti hai
dikh jaata hai vo kahin to dhadkan kyun ruk jaati hai
chalte chalte jaise koi dor si khich jaati hai

paani ki lehron mein bhi jannat dikhayi deti hai
chalti hai deewani jab to nazar jhukaye rehti hai
aankhen gar mil jaayen to din poora ho jaata hai
nazarein phir jhuk jaati hain, pagal mann kho jaata hai

barkha ki pehli boonde jab dharti par pad jaati hain
is pagli deewani ko phir yaad usi ki aati hai
nazrein phir jhuk jaati hain, pagal mann kho jaata hai
muskurahat ka lamha phir se wapas aata hai

aasman jhilmilata hai, raat jab bhi aati hai
ye pagli taaro se uska chehra banati hai
raat bhi dhal jaati hai, suraj chadh aata hai
is tarah deewani ka poora din kat jaata hai

Dil Dard Karta Hai Jiski Dawa Tum Ho

Dil dard karta hai jiski dawa tum ho,

Chukar jo mehek jaaye wo hawa tum ho,

Kabhi-kabhi aakhon se beh jaati hai wo yaad tum ho,

bitee yaddon se khilta huya muskurahat ho tum

Aaj sirf itana kehana hai,

Main sirf tumhara aur meri sirf tum ho

Sad Romantic SMS Sayari

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikale,
uski chahat k hum diwane nikale,
Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hoton se waqt na hone k bahane nikale..

Tere Baad Hum Kisi Aaur Ko Chah Na Sake

hum apni wafa ka yakin tumko dila na sake
tumse gaye door kya, phir paas aa na sake
Iss kadar toot kar chaha tujhe
ke tere baad hum kisi aur ko chah na sake

Koi Mila Hi Nahi Jis Ko Wafaa Dete

Koi mila hi nahi jis ko wafaa dete.
Her ek ne dokha diya kis kis ko sazaa dete.
yeh humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.

Pyar Rangeen Dhoka Hai

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Mujhe Bewafaa Se Dil Lagane Ka Shokh Tha

Mujhe mitti k ghar banane ka shokh tha,
Usay Aashianay girane ka shokh tha,
Main khud se rooth jata hon aksar is liye,
Mujhe roothe huye log mananay ka shokh tha,
Usse waadon ki paasdari pasand na thi,
Lekin mujhe Ahad nibhane ka shokh tha,
Main masroof tha tanhaiyon ki talash main,
Usse logon se milny milanay ka shokj tha,
Woh bewafa tha is main Hairat ki baat kya?
Mujhe bewafaa se dil lagane ka shokh tha…..

Mohabbat Muqaddar Hai

Mohabbat muqaddar hai koi khwab nahi
yeh wo rishta hai jis me sab kamiyab nahi
jinhey saath mila unhey  gin lo
jinhey milli judai unka koi hisab nahi.

Chahat Mein Kisi Ka Imtihan Na Lena

Chahat mein kisi ka imitihan na lena,
Jo nibha naa sako wo vada na dena,
jise tum bin jine ki aadat hi na ho,
Usse kabhi jine ki dua naa dena.

Dhoke Bhare Najro

Dhoke bhare najro m ji nhi lgta
Fiza gayi to baharo m ji nhi lagta
N puch mujse tere gum m kya gujarti h
Yahi kahunga hazaro m ji nhi lagta

Jab Juda Huye The Hum

woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huye the hum,
na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum,
na zamany se kuch kaha hum ne,
barbad ho gaye bari saadgi se hum…!

Kis Se Puchhun Ki Meri Kahta Kya Hai

Manzil kay hai, rasta kya hai,
hausla hai to fasla kya hai,
vo saja dekar door jaa baithe,
kis se puchhun ki meri khata kya hai…

Kyun Main Karoon Ye Dua

kyun main kroon ye dua k usay mari umar lag jaye

Faraz

ho sakta hai kal akhri din ho meri zindagi ka……..

Na Karta Shikayat Zamane Se Koi

Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !
Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!
Kisi ko kyuin yaad karta koi !
Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi .... !!

Jaruri Nahi Ki Har Kahsti Ka Kinara Ho

Jaruri to nahi jeene ke liye sahara ho,
Jaruri to nahi hum jenke hain vo hamare ho,
Kuch kashtiyan dub jati hain, jaruri to nahi
Ki har kashti ka kinara ho.

Majboori Woh Hamari Pehchan Na Sake

Majboori wo hamari maan na sake,
Armano ko hamare pahchan na sake,
Wo kahte hai hum mar kar bhi chahenge,
lakin jite ji hame pahchan na sake.

Tu Aagar Bewafaa Hai

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…

Meri Aankhon Ki Smandar Mein

Meri Ankhoon Ke Samandar main Jalan Kaysi Hai
Ajj Phir Dil Ko Tarapne Ki LaGan Kaysi Hai
Ab Kisi Chaat Pe Chiragon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Teray Shehar Ki Galioyon Main Guthan Kaysi Hai.

Dil Mein Base Kuch Dard Aise

Dil mein base kuch dard aise, jo sabse chupaata chala gaya,
aansuon ki dharaaon ko patthar banaakar bahaata chala gaya,
tere pyaar ka tha asar aisa, kagaz ke phool bhi mehakte the,
dukh ka ghana saaya hun ab,
mohabbat ki roshni hokar andhere mein badalta chala gaya.

Talaash Unki Najar Baar Baar Karati Hai

Teri judaai bhi hame pyaar karati hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekaraar karati hai,
Wo din jo saath gujaare the,
Talaash unki najar baar-baar karati hai.

Youn Dil Tod Ke Na Ja Bewafaa

Youn dil tod ke na ja bewafaa
k Khuda v na tujhe rahm bakshe
pyaar to hai vardaan uss khuda ka
jiske liye har roz hum hai tarse

Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Mausam hai barish ka aur yad tmhari aati hai,
Barish k har aik katre se aawaz tmhari aati hai,

Badal jab garajte hain dil ki dharkan barhti hai,
Aur dil ki har ek dharkan se aawaz tumhari aati hai,

jab taiz hawaein chalti hain to jaan humari jati hai,
Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari aati hai.

Woh Nadiya Nahi Aansu The Humare

Woh nadiya nahi aansu the humare,
jinpar wo kashti chalate rahe,
Manzil mile unhe ye chahat thi humari,
isiliye hum aansu bahate rahe..

Swapna Tod k Chal Diye

Dil hamesha jo chahe mumkin nahhi ki sab mil jaye
khushi hai begane hamare liye
tu aane ka swapna dikhaya bhi tha palko mein
padh aaya bhi nahi aur swapna tod k chal diye

Hasna Bhi To Usi Ne Sikhaya Tha

Kuch waqt pehle hame v zindagi ne azmaya tha,
ek shaks k sath humne v hasta hua pal bitaya tha,rota hua chod gya to kya hua,
hasna v to usi ne sikhaya tha.

Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate

Labh Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate…

Ek Chand Ko Dekh Lena

Aagar mere yaad aye to
ek Chand ko dekh lena
ye soch k nahi k kubsoorat hi kitna
ye soch kar k
hazaroon sitaron may tanha hai kitna

Ah eid Phir Udaas Hai- Sad SMS Sayari

AJ EID PHIR UDAAS HAI,
Ajnabi si raahon mein,
Door tak nigahon mein,
Berukhi ka mausam hai,
Aaj phir nigahon ko,
Beete pal ki pyaas hai,
Phir rahi hoon darbadar,
Mojzay ki aas hai,
Aisa lagta hai jaise,
AJ EID PHIR UDAAS HAI,
Baat to kare koi,?
Saath to chale koi,?
Khamoshi ka pehra hai,?
Zakhm dil ka gehra hai,?
kisi apne ki mujhe talaash hai,..?
Aisa lagta hai jaise,
AJ EID PHIR UDAAS HAi…

Woh Roya To Bohut

Wo roya to bht Pr Mjhse Muh Mor Kr Roya,

Koi majburi hogi jo Dil tor kr Roya,

Mre Samne Kr dye Mri Tasvir K Tukre,

Pata laga mare baad wo Unhe Jor Kr Roya.

Us Bewafaai Ki Aankh Me Basaya Hota

Kash khuda ne hume “aansoo” banaya hota…..
us bewafaa ki aankh me basaya hota…..
jab girte aankh se unki …….
to marne ka maza to aaya hota …

Jee Bhi To Nahi Paata Tanhaai Mein

Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.
Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

In Yaadon Se Tum Jaate Kyun Nahin?

Ek din jana to tha magar
Aise mera dil thodkar to nahin
Thumhare bina main jee loongi magar
In yaadon se tum jaate kyun nahin?

Hamari Tarha Tumhe Kaun Chahega

talaash karoge to koi mil hi jayega,
par hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega,
koi chahat se dekhega to zaroor,
par woh nigahen hamari kahan se layega.

Dil Tut Jaata Hai Tinke Ki Tarha

Dil tut jaate hai tinke ki tarha
umeed bikharte hai motion ki tarha
pyaar saza ban jati hai zindegi jine k liye
dard hota hai seene mein aag me jal ne ki tarha

Saza Milti Hai Yahan Dil Lgane Ki

Reet Hai Jane Kaisi Ye Zamane Ki......
Jo Saza Milti Hai Yahan Dil Lagane Ki......
Na Basana Kisi Ko Dil Me Itna.......
K Fir Dua Mangni Pade Use Bhulane Ki........

Hindi Sad Sayari

Mere dil ko todakar tum jaaoge jaha,
Meri baate yaad tumako aayegi wahaa,
Main to apna samajhkar tumhe maaf kar dunga,
Magar maaf na karega tumako ye jahaan.

30 Feet Ka Saap

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

Beti Badi Ho Kar Kya Karogi?

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,

Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan

Aurat Ki Aadhi Zindegi

Kisi Mahaan Hasti Ne Kaha Hai:

Aurat Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talash Me

Aur Baqi Aadhi Us Ki Talaashi Mei Guzar Jati Hai.

School Jana Kaisa Laga

Pita: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga? 
Beta: Schl Jna Achchha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Achchha Laga. Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Achchha Nahi Lagta

Hont Se Hont Mile To Kya Hota HAI

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya hOta hai??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band hota hai

Santa To Jeeto

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

A Policeman To His Son

A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.
Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado

Romantic Maat Bano

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

A Punjabi Bra Advertisement

A Punjabi Bra Advertisement

Har kudi di pehli pasand,
*PREETO BRA*
Hun sizan wich-
.Small.
.Medium.
.Large.
.Oye hoye.
.Hai o rabba
.Oh Teri Behn di

Ab To Naha Lo

Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo**

Santa- Banta Jokes- Detergent Se Nahale

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?
Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…

Beizzati Aur Bivi

“Beizzati”
Aur
“Bivi”
Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai…
Acchii Tab Hi Lagti Hai..
Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!!

Ammi Se Unchi Awaaz Mein Baat Ki

Baap:
Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki?
Beta:
Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai
Baap:
Woh kese?
Beta
Q k aap aisa ker nahi sakte…

Ladkiyan Badal Jaati Hai Ladke Nahin Badaltey

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Pass Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,

Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,

Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga

Girl To Boy

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
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Garnier Fructies

Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna

Wah Wah
Mere Haath Ka Bana Cake Zara Chakhna
GARNIER FRUCTIS.. Apna Khayaal Rakna

Kya Tum Naha Nahi Sakte?

Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE??

SMS Forward

Santa To Banta:

oye tu her SMS mujhey do bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhe ek forward karna ho tuo doosra tere paas
rehna chaiye na

Dost Ki Death

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

Chappal Se Piteyga

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.

Mallika Sherawat Ki Laundry Bill

Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk Kya Hua?
Officer Mallika Sheravat Ki File Hai.
Clerk To?
Officer Kapde Pehenti Nahi Aur Laundry Bill 11lakh Bataya Hai.

Dil Chahta Hai

Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Asia Ho Jaye..
Papers Ho Par Result Na Aye..
Class Ho Par Teacher Na Aye..
Bus Mein Baithe Par College Na Jaye…
Picnic Per Jaye Ur Wapas Na Ayein..
Hafte Mein 3 Din Ho Or Phir Sunday Ajaye…
Sote Rahe Din Bhar…Sham Ko Ghumne Jaye..
Hum Bilkul Na Parhe Ur Pass Ho Jaye..
Sab Dost Sath Rahe Or Chuttiyan Manae…

Bhabhi Ka Naam

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google !!!
Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

Patient To Doctor

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Nature Of Mohabbat

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,

2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,

3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,

agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

Baccha To Doob Jayega

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Saalo Ka Tazurba

job interview me puchha gya: Apko kitne saalo ka tazurba h?
MAN: Sir, maaf krna, maine saalo ko to 'Try' nhi kiya lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tzurba hai

Basanti Kutto Ke Samne Nahi Nachti

She is Basanti
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she will Not dance.Coz Basanti kutto ke
samne nahi nachti....

Goal

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..

Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :”lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?”

Hor Soniya Ki Haal Hai

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal hai…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

Lagta Hai Pahunch Gai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Mohammad SinghAggarwal

After Death goes heaven,
God=Bol kya chahiye?
=Muze sonni kuddi dila do,
God= Dila dunga,,
Aagr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA..
Agar Baniya hai to YANA..
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA,,
Bol tera naam kya hai..??
Mohammad Singh Aggarwal

Apna Baccha

Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya?
“tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna pasand krte ho???”
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Award winning answr:
“Apna BACHHA”!

Which Is Better?

Santa:- ‘Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?’
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Banta- ‘Oh wait.I’ll search it on
Google’…

Population Slogan

Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do,

Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do

Jija- Sali SMS Jokes

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Wife Ko Begum Kyon Kehte Hain

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Balance Low

Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low batavey hai,

Munna Bhai SMS Jokes

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..! !

Santa- banta Funny SMS Jokes

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?

Banta Singh:-
A – Ab
I – Iss
D – Duniya se
S – Sat shri akal.

Chaddi Friend

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

Santa To Ladka

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

Funny Santa SMS

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Lecture Kaisa Hona Chahiye?

Teacher to student Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?
Student Mini skirt jaisa, taaki jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe. . .

Har Ladki Ki Maa Apni Saas Lagti Hai

ab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, 

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, 

Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Maa Kaha Karo

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Kitney Aadmi They

Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam Liya to,
Maa Use bahut maar rahi thi.
Nurse ne Puchha-kyu Maar Rahi ho.
Maa boli-Sala Puchta hai kitne Aadmi they.

Jhakkas Way To Propose

Boy:
Xcuse Me
Girl:
Jee Kahiye
Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

Chamgadad

Ek black african girl ko god ne pankh de diye

khushi se boli-WoW! God kya ab mE pari ban gayi hu.

God:nhi pagli tu ab chamgadad ban gayi hai

Medical Shayari

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Bhagwan Aur Rajnikant Ki Ladai

1 bar bhagwan aur rajnikant ki ladai hui...

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aaj bhagwan upar hai...

Dadi Ki Shaadi

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Peter And Repeter

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Yatri And Station Master

YATARI-"KYA MAI YAHAN EK CIGARATE PI SAKATA HUN?

STATION MASTER-"NAHI,YAHAN CIGARATE PINA SAKHT MANA HAI."

YATARI-"FEER YE CIGARATE KE TUKADE KAISE HAI?"

STATION MASTER-"UN LOGO NE FENKE HAI,JO PUCHTE NAHI HAI.

Peter And Repeter

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Ae Mamu Kesa Hai Re?

Ae mamu,kesa hae re ?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko,
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni,
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko,
Miss to karega naa...

Pass Aur Fail

pass aur fail do chije srf.student life me hi ate hai,esiliye fail k tension nhi leneka,yaad rakhiyega job k time me kabhi ap fail nhi honge...

Unchi Awaz

Baap:
Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki?
Beta:
Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai
Baap:
Woh kese?
Beta
Q k aap aisa ker nahi sakte…

Main Hoon Deewana Tera

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

Aashiq Usse Kehte Hai

Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.

Kya Sapno Se Judaa Kar Paoge Humein

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar.
kya sapno se judaa kar paoge humein.

Saans Se Pahle Teri Yaad Aati Hai

aans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Tujh Se Sanse Jor De

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tujh se apni sanse jor de.

Phool Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho Tum

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

Tham Na Jaye Meri Saans Kash Tum Aajao

Aaj Kuch Waqt Ke Liye Paas Mere Kaash Tum Aajao,
Boht Tanha Hoon Mein Aaj, Kash Tum Aajao,
Kabhi Khud Ko Itna Kamzor Na Hone Diya Maine,
Par Aaj Bikhar Gayi Hoon Mein, Kash Tum Aajao,
Tum se Milte Hi Milta Hai Hosla Har Pal Mujhe,
Chahiye Aaj Baahon Ka Sahara, Kash Tum Aajao
Barson Se G Rahi Hoon Bin Tere Ae Jaan_E_Wafa,
Aaj Nahin Guzar Raha Ek Pal, Kash Tum Aajao,
Waqt Ki Raftaar B Jaise Tham Si Gayi Hai,
Tham Na Jaye Meri Saans Kash Tum Aajao.

Betaab Tamana Ki Kasak

Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do,
Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do,
Aap chahe raho nazron sey door,
Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.

Yeh Aarzoo Nahi Ke Kisi Bhulaye Hum

Yeh aarzoo nahi ke kisi ko bhulaye hum
Na tamanna ke kisi ko rulaye hum.
Par dua hai uss rab se,
jisko jitna yaad karte hain,
usko utna yaad aayein hum.

Aashiq Banaya Aap Ne

Kalam tha haath mey likhna sikhaya apne
Takat thi haath mey hausla dilaya apne,
Manzil thi saamne raasta dikhaya apne,
Hum to sirf dost the,
AASHIQ BANAYA aap ne!

Apna Kyu Banaya

dukh dene hi the to apna kyu banaya.
pyar ka dhog is tara kyu rachaya.
hame chod k chale gaye kisi aur ke sath
ek haste hue insan ko rona kyu sikhaya.

Khawab Kho Gaye

Neend aankhon main nahin, khwaab kho gaye
Tanha hi the, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye
Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai
Teri yaad main do aansu chupke se beh gaye !

Hamare Tutne Ki Fariyad Karte Hai

Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai
Aur hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai
Humein yaad karna to door…
Log apni khawahish ke liye
Hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hai…

Aapko Yaad Karte Hai

Bahane bahane se aapki baat karte hai
har pal aapko mehsus karte hai
itni baar to aap saans bhi nahi lete honge
jitni baar hum aaapko yaad karte hai!

Aaj Phir Iss Dil Ko Tumne Rulaya Hai

Pehle bhi kabhi suni thi, ye pyaar ki baatein,
Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya hai.
Aaj phir tumne kuredein hain, wo zakhm,
Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai…

Jaise Rootha Mera Sanam

khuda kare ki pyar me kisi ka dil na toote
jaise rutha mera sanam kisi aur ka na ruthe
rota hai dil aur toot jate hain sapne
ankhon ke aansoo bhi nahin hote hain apne…

Sirf Paane Na Ka Matlab Pyaar Nahi Hota

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya hua agar hum tume na paa sake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota…

Pal Pal Tarse The Uss Pal K Liye

Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye

pal aya bhi to kuch pal.K liye

socha tha ussay zindagi ka ek hasin pal bana lenge

padh wo pal ruka bhi to bas ek pal k liye

Tu Agar Bewafa HaI

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…

Woh Itna Door Ho Gaya Jitnaa Kareeb Tha

Milnaa ittafaaq thaa bichernaa naseeb thaa,
Woh itnaa door ho gayaa jitnaa Kareeb thaa,
Bastee key saaray log hi aatish parrast they,
Jaltaa rahaa mayra gher or samander Kareeb thaa.

Phir Ek Bewafa Ki Yaad Ati Hai

Waafa ka naam na lo "YAro"..!!
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Wafa ab dil dukhati hai...
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Sach to ye hai wafa ka naam lene se..
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Phir aik be-wafa ki yaad ati hei.

abashut amaushkil Hai

Bahut mushkil hai terey dil pey apney dil k dard ki kahani likhna...
Bilkul aisey hi jaisey behtey huwey paani pey'pani"likhna.

Aaaj Wohi Hame Neelam Kar Gaya

Aaj door se koi salam kargaya,
Apni yaadon ka gulam kargaya,
Apni zindagi girvi rakhker khareeda tha jise,
Aaj woh hi hume neelam ker gaya.

Raat Bhar Tadapte Ho Kisi Ki Yaadon Me

Jhuki nazron se ikrar mat krna,
Nazre utha kr inkar mat krna,
Raat bhar tarapte ho kisi ki yadon me,
Or dosron ko kehte ho kisi se pyar na krna??.!!

Dil Tootna Sazaa Hai Mohabbat Ki

Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,
dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.
Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,
jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari.

Bheer Mein Bhi Tanha Hoon Main

Ussey yaad karun toh aankh bhar aati hai,
Meri mohabbat mujhe hi rulati hai,
Uske bina hoon udass main,
Bheer mein bhi tanha hoon main…

Naseeb Mein Likha Hai Intezaar Karna

Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.

Dil Ka Ek Tukda

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahin koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyun yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai…

Jane Kis Baat Ki Mujhko Saza Deta Hai

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai

Dil Ki Dawa Nahi

Sab kuch hy mere pas par dil ki dawa nahi,
Door wo mujhse hy par main khafa nahi,
Malum hy ab b pyar karta hy mujhse,
Wo thora sa ziddi hy
magar bewafa nahi.

Hum Thak Gaye Manate Manate

UNHE KISSA-E-GAM SUNATE SUNATE
KATI RAATEIN AANSU BAHATE BAHATE
KAHI BUJH NA JAYE CHIRAAG-E-TAMANNA
CHIRAAG-E-MOHABBAT JALAATE JALAATE
KISSI KO KHABAR HI NAHI LUT GAYAA HU
MOHABBAT KI DUNIYA BASATE BASAATE
KEHDE KOI UNSE…..
WO KHUD BAAZ AAYE APNE SITAM SE
HUM THAK GAYE HAIN MANATE MANATE.

Itni Acche To Na The Qismat Humare

Wo Haans Kr Mily Hum Pyar Samjh Bathy,
Faqat Ulfat Ko Hi Izhar Smjh Bathy,
Itni Ache To Na The Qismat Humare,
Khud Ko Un Ke Chahat Ka Haqdaar Smjh Bathey

Phir Rone Laga Hai Asmaan

Lo aaj Phir Ronay Laga hai Asmaan,
Ban ke "Barish"
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Shayad Aaj us ko Phir Ehsäs Hua Hai Meri Tanhäi kä...!

Woh Kisi Aur Ka Naseeb Tha

khuli ankho ka nazara ajeeb tha,
jinake liye hum roz karte the duaa,
Woh kisi aur ka naseeb tha,
zara dekhiye to hamari badnaseebi,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur
samandar bhi kareeb tha

Udaas Din Hai

Bhujay bhujay se
Udaas din hai
Na khaab
Hai
Na khyal
Hai
Na mnziron mai
Koi kashish
Hai
Na mosmo mai
Jamaal
Hai..

Apna Dil Apni Tabahi Ka Sabab Hota Hai

Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,
Yeh muhabbat ka zamana b ajeeb hota hai,
Kon c baat ney kis shakhs ka dil tor diya,
Bolney waley ko ehsas hi kab hota hai..

Na Jane Kyun Log Pyaar Kar Baithte Hain

Na jane kyun log pyaar kar baithte hain
Na jane kyun log iqrar kar baithte hain
Hum unhe apna samajkar zindagi bhar baithte hain
Aur ek wo hai jo bewafai karke bas muskara baithte hain.

Aaj Q Kisi Ki Yaad Sone Nahi Deti

Aaj Q kisi ki yaad sone nahi deti
Is zamane ki bandish b rone nahi deti
Kesi kashish hai teri
Jo tujhe mera aur mujhe kisi aur ka hone nahi deti.

Dard Ki Dewar Padh

Dard ki dewar padh fariyad likha karte hai
Har rat tanhai ko abad kia karte hai
A khuda unnhein jarur khush rakhna
Jinhe hum tujse bhi pehle yaad kia karte hai.

Ishq Me Dil Tut Jata Hai

Mehkhane me jam tut jata he,
ishq me Dil tut jata he,
Na jane kya rishta hai in Dono me,
jam tute to ishq yaad Aata hai,
Dil tute to jam yaad Aata hai. . .

Kya Hoga Jab Aap Hamare Kareeb Honge

Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge
Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge
Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko
Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge?

Haal Dekh Kar Mera Khud Bhi Tadap Jaega

Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi tadap jayega,
Jab bhi hogi bewaffai ki baat nujhe bhi koi bhoola yaad aayega,
Are apno ne kya kami rakhi jo ab koi anjan sitam dhayega,
Mat chu palkon ko Hai itna dard isme ke tera daaman bheeg jayega…

Yeh Raat Itni Tanha Kuun Hoti Hai

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai…

Jaane Kyon Tumhari Kami Thi

Waqt guzarta raha,
par sansey thami thi,
Muskura rahe the hum,
Par ankho mein nami thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyun tumhari kami thi...

Aankhon Mein Nami Hai

Barsaat ki bunde hai aankho mein nami hai,

na upar aasma hai na niche zami hai,

ye kaise mod par aa gaye zindagi ke,

jo sabse khas hai aaj uski kami hai.

Kuch Beete Hue Lamho

kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yaado ko
to aapki hi yaado se shuruat hui

Woh Khudhi Ho Ruswa

Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main roo paroon to woh aanso bahaye

Dard Hi Deta Hai

Pyar To Jis Haal
Mein Ho Dard Hi
Deta Hai,
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Kabhi Apno Ki
"JUDAI" se,
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Kabhi Kisi Ki
"BEWAFAI" se
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Kabhi Adhoore
"KHUWABON" se
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Kabhi Jhoote
"WAADON" se.

Tum Bin Udas Guzar Ta Hai

udai ki kasak liye
teri yaad se jura aansoo
har shab meri aankh se tapka hay
guzry kal ki terha aaj ka din bhi
tum bin udaas guzarta hay … !!!

Unhone Apna Kabhi Banaya Hi Nahi

Unhone apna Kabhi banaya hi nahi,
jhootha hi sahi, pyar dikhaya hi nahi,
galatiyan apani, hum maan bhi jate,
par kya kare kusur hamara hume
batayaan hi nahi

Ae Dil Tu Dhadakna Band Kar

Ae dil tu dhadakna band kar,
Jab jab tu dhadakta hai unki yaad aati hai.
Woh to khush hain apni dunia me,
Jaan to pal pal hamari hi jati hai.

Kya Kahe Iss Khel Ko

Kya kahein iss khel ko jo tune mere saath khele hai,
Tujhe khus dekhne ke liye har sitam humne jhele hai,
Kabhi paa hi nahi saka tumhe toh aaj judaai kaisi,
Hum akele bhi tanha the aur aaj tanha bhi akele hai,
Teri mohabbat ka ab bhi nishaan baaki hai,
Tere intezaar mein aaj bhi kuch saans baaki hai,
Kya hua agar dekh kar muh fair lete hai woh,
Yeh tasalli toh hui ke kuch pehchaan baaki hai.

Kuch Apne Ho K Bhi Pass Hote Nahi Hai

Ae nadan dil rotay nahi hai,
Kuch apnay ho k bhi pas hote nahi hai,
Zara say fasly per udasi kaisi?
Dil ma basny wale kabhi door hote nahi hai..

Chot Khate Hai Aur Muskurate Hai

Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai,
Iss dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai,
Hum to gham lekar bhi yaad rakhte,
Aur ek wo hai jo gham dekar bhi bhool jate hai.

Khel Tune Mere Saath Khele Hai

Kya kahein iss khel ko jo tune mere saath khele hai,
Tujhe khus dekhne ke liye har sitam humne jhele hai,
Kabhi paa hi nahi saka tumhe toh aaj judaai kaisi,
Hum akele bhi tanha the aur aaj tanha bhi akele hai,
Teri mohabbat ka ab bhi nishaan baaki hai,
Tere intezaar mein aaj bhi kuch saans baaki hai,
Kya hua agar dekh kar muh fair lete hai woh,
Yeh tasalli toh hui ke kuch pehchaan baaki hai.

Kaha Koi Aisa Mila

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.

Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaz Nahi Hoti

Aasoo-on ke chalne ki aawaz nahi hoti,
Dil ke totne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko har dard ka ehsaas,
To usey dard denay ki aadat nahi hoti!

Bichhad Gaye Hai

Bichhad gaye hai jo unka sath kya mangu,

zara si umar hai gam se nizaat kya mangu,

wo sath hote to hoti jarurat hame,

akeli jaan ke liye kayanat kya mangu.

Un K Ek Jan- nisar Ham Bhi Hain

un k ek jan-nisar ham bhi hain
hain jahan sau-hazar ham bhi hain
tum bhi bechain ham bhi hain bechain
tum bhi ho beqarar ham bhi hain..

Raat Roney Ki Hasrat Thi

Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,
Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

Tumhari Baahon Mein Marr Jaon

Chalo Tum Keh Rahe Ho To.
Main Wapis Lot Jata Hun.
Tumain Manzil Mubarik Ho.
Naya Sathi Mubarik Ho.
Magar Aye HumDum-E-Dairina.
Mujh Ko Itna Bta Dalo.
Ky Wapis Kis Tarf Jaon.
Kahan Se Sath Laye Thy.
Mujhe Itna To Samjha Do.
Agar Aysa Nahe Mumkin.
To Mujh Ko Is Tarha Torro.
Ky Main Yaksir Bikhir Jaon.
Bhatakny Se To Behtir Hai.
Tumhari Baahon mein Marr Jaon.

Unko Sokar Bhi Hamara Khwab Nahi Aata

Hume Apen Pyar ka Hisab nahi aata,
Unka Palatkar Koi Javab nahi aata
Hum to unki yaad me sote tak nahi,
aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata...

Aap To Mere Aankho Ka Pani Ho

Aap to mere aankho ka pani ho,
Jab tum khush hoti ho toh sabse zyada khushi mujhe hoti hai,
Jab tum naraj hoti ho toh sabse zyada narajgi mujhe hoti hai,
Yahi teri yaade mere aankho se pani bankar bahar aati hai,
Kabhi khushyon se toh kabhi gum se.

Gum Se Nazar Mili

Yun toh peete hai hum bahot aehteyaam se,
Par pee li hai aaj humne bahot tere naam se,
Ise aadat mat samajhna yeh majboori hai meri,
Milte hai roz jindagi humein har ek jaam se,

Gum se nazar mili toh ghabra ke pee gaye,
Khusi thodi si mili toh mila ke pee gaye,
Yun toh na thi humein pedaishee penee ki aadat,
Tanha dekh saraab ko tarash kha ke pee gaye.

Aap Ki Judaai Mein

Aap ko pa ker ab khona nahi chahtay,
Itna khush ho k ab rona nahi chahtay,
Ye aalam hai hamara aap ki judai mein,
Aankho mein neend hai aur sona nahi chahtay..

Aaj Unki Dosti Main Kuch Kami Dekhi

Aaj unki dosti main kuch kami dekhi,
Chand ki chandni main kuch nami dekhi,
Udaas ho k loat aaye hum apny ghar,
Unki mehfil jab auron se jami dekhi.

Diwano Ki Kabre Yu Udas Na Hoti

Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,

To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!

Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,

To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

Is Lamhe Ko Thaam Lo

Apni Dharkano Se Kuch Aisay Mera Naam Lo
Ye Waqt Ruk Jaye Is Lamhay Ko Thaam Lo
Teri Aankhon Mein Jhalak Hai Asi Merey Pyar Ki
Saahil Pe Jesey Dhalti Haseen Shaam Ho

Judaai Ki Kasak Liye

Judai ki kasak liye
teri yaad se jura aansoo
har shab meri aankh se tapka hay
guzry kal ki terha aaj ka din bhi
tum bin udaas guzarta hay … !!!

Kash Woh Wapis Aajaye

Kuch Raat ki Ankhein Bhegi Thi
Or Chand Bhi Rotha Rotha Tha
Kuch Yadein Uski Baqi thi
Or Dil Bhi Tota Tota tha
Kis Morr pe Bichre Yaad nhi
Honton pe Koi Faryad nhi
Us Wadey ki bhi Khabar nahi
Woh Sacha tha ya Jhota tha
Har Lamha Aahein Bharte hain
Bus ek hi Dua Karte hen
Aye Kash Woh Wapis Aajaye
Aye Kash Woh Wapis Aajaye.

Har Sapna Saccha Nahi Hota

Har sapna sacha nahi hota,
hur phool gale ka har nahi hota,
Yu to zindagi mein hazaron milte hain,
Par hur kisise pyar nahi hota

Tuta Huya Dil Kisi Ki Kaam Nehi Aata.

tute huye paimaane me jaam nahin aata,,,
ishk k mareez ko aaram nahin aata,,
dil torne wale kamse kam ye to socha hota,,
k tuta hua dil kisi k kaam nahi aata...

Woh Tere Liye Itna Khaas Q Hai

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera hasta hua chehra udas q hai?
Barasti aankhon mein piyas q hai?
Jiski nazron mein tu kuch b nahin!
Woh tere liye itna khas q hai?

Teri Bewafaai Ki Chot

Nikal ke unke dil se hum mehfil mein aa baithe hai,
Hamari mushkil yeh hai ke badi mushkil mein aa baithe hai,
Ladkhadane lage hai hum teri bewaffai ki chot se,
Log kehte hai pee ke sare mehfil mein aa baithe hai.

Najaney Log Dil Kaisey Tod Detey Hain

Log apna bana k chor detey hain,
Apno se rishta tod k ghairon se jod detey hain,
Ham toa ik phool na tod saktey,
Najaney log dil kaisey tod detey hain….

Kya Baat Hai

Kya bat hai…
Apne rehne tak to khushi doonga sab ko…
Jo kisi ko meri “mout” pe khushi mil jaye to kya baat hai.

Bewafe Woh Nehi

Bewafa Woh Nahi Sayad Hum Hi Kharab The,
Zaher Ki Jarurat Nahi Hum Mar Jayenge Sharab Se.
Kanto Ka Dard To Hame Mahesus Hi Nahi Hua,
Shayad Bepanah Pyar Tha Hame Us Najuk Gulab Se..

Pyar Karne Wale

yunhi to pyar karne walle tumhe kam na milenge,
yunhi to pyar karne walle tumhe kam na milenge,,
mile jayenge hum jaisa per hum na milenge.

Dosti Kam Nehi Hongi

Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....

Mohabbat Ki Shama

mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho

zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho

tumhe ho naa jaye mohabbat to kehna

zara humse nazrain mila kar to dekho

Woh Aansu The Mere

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.

Dil Adhura Hai

Bhagvan k bina mandir adhura hai,
dosti k bina jivan adhura hai, patni bina ghar adhura hai
usi tarha tmhary bina mera dil adhura hai

Mohabbat Kyon Hoti Hai

Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,
Jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai?

Bepanh Mohabbat

Agar Koi Shaks Bepanh Mohabbat Kar Sakta H.

Toh

Nafrat B Kar Sakta H.

Qki..

Ek Khubsurat Sheesha Jb TutTa H,

ToKhatarnak Hathyar Ban Jata Hai

Zindegi Mujhe Pyari Nehi Bin Uske

Mujse Aksar Wo Ek Hi Sawal Puchti Hai
Tum Mujhe Itna Pyar Q Karte Ho?
Koi Ja Kar Bata De UsKo Ke
Zindagi Mujhe Pyari Nahi..
Bin Uske

Unke Kadmo Ko Chumle

Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le,
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le,
Khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale,
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle.

Mujhe Dafnaya Gaya

Wo Saj k gye
MujE Sajaya gya
Wo Uth k gye
MujE Uthaya gya
FarQ Sirf Itna h yaro
UnhE APNAYA gya
MujhE DAFNAYA gya

Husn K Nakhre Bohot Hai

Husn K Nakhre Bohot Hai
Husn K Charche Bohot Hai
Zara Ishq Karke To Dekho
Ishq Me Kharche Bohot Hai

Har Shubh Ki Dhundh

har subah ki dhundh kuch yaad dilati hai,
har phool ki khushboo ek jaadu jagati hai,
chahun na chahun kitna bhi,
par aapki yaad roz aa hi jati hai.

Love Dua SMS

Aankhen aapki ho par Ansu mere!
Zindagi aapki ho par Sanse meri!
Dil aapka ho per dhadkan meri ho. Zindagi ke akhri modh pe dua hai, ki kafan aapka aur LASH mere Ho

Gandhi G And Mallika Sherawat

Gandi g: main kapre nahin pehnu ga daish k liye.
Malaika sherawat: main kapre nahin pehnu gi daish waloon k liye

Dil Se Kaise Bhulaogi Hume

Rulaogi hume sataogi hume
Par dil se kaise bhulaogi hume
Na jane tab kya haal hoga tumhara
Jab khud se door paogi hume

Dil Ki Bazar Me

Dil Ke Bazaar Me Doulat Nahi Dehki Jati
Pyar Ho Jaye To Surat Nahi Dekhi Jati
Ek Hi Insan Par Luta Do Sab Kuch Kyonki
Pasand ho Cheez to To Kimat Nahi dekhi Jati

Hum Tere Saath Chalenge

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,

tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,

hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,

hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..

Woh Pyaar Kya Hai

woh pyar kya hai... jis mein judai nahin?
woh ishq kya hai... jis mein larahi nahin?
woh jaan kya hai... jis mein ruh nahin?
woh dil kya hai... jis mein tu nahin...!

Jeena Sikha Diya Aapne

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.

Kuch Nasha To Aap Ke Baat Ka Hai

 kuch nasha to app ke baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsat ka hai,
humay ap yunhi sherabi na kahyn,
is dil per asar to ap sy mulakat ka hai,

Kuch Log Bahut Pyare Hote Hai

Sabke chehre me wo bat nahi hoti.

Thode se andhere se rat nahi hoti.

 Zindgi me kuch log bahut pyare hote hai.

 Kya kare unhi se hamari mulakat nahi hoti.

Aap Ko Kitna Yaad Karte Hai

Kashti chali samandar mein mil jayega kinara...
Is SMS se poochh lena aap ke bina kiya haal hai humara?
Hum aap ko itna yaad karte hain jitna aap hamein yaad karte hain.
Farq sirf itna hai ki hum yaad karke SMS karte hain aap SMS padh kar yaad karte hain.

Mohabbat Ki Imtihan

Mohabbat ka imtihan aasan nahi.
Pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddat bith jati hai kisi k intizaar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi.

Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein

Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,

In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise

Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,
Humko bhool paoge kaise,
Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?

Kisi Aur Ko A ap Ki Zyada Jarurat Hai

Kitni khubsurti se Rab aapki zindagi me har ek din jodta he
Isliye nai
K apko uski jarurat hai
Padh shayad isliye
K kisi Or
ko aapki zyada jarurat hai

Aap Ki Yaad Me

Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,

Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...

Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,

Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain...

Chand Hi Hamara Na Hua

Chand utra tha hamare angan me,
ye sitaro ko gawara na hua,
hum bhi sitaro se kaise gila kare,
jab chand hi hamara na hua

Taras Gaye Hai Hum

Taras gye hain hum ap ki paas aany k liye,
Dil-O-Jaan mitadein tujse dosti nibhany k liye,
Hum yeh SMS kr rahy hain,
apni yaad dilany k liye.

Kaash Usse Bhi Mere Pyaar Se Pyaar Ho Jaye

Chale wo kadam kadam jo sath mere,
To uske saath se pyaar ho jaye
Thame wo pyaar se jo haath mera ,
to apne haath se pyaar ho jaye
jis raaat aaye khwabo me wo us suhani raat se pyaar ho jaye
jis baat me aaye jikr uska
to usi baat se pyaar ho jaye
jab pukare pyaar se wo mera naam
to apne naam se hi pyaar ho jaye
hota hai itna khubsurat ye pyar agar
TO KAASH USE BHI MERE PYAAR SE PYAAR HO JAYE!!!!

Mohabbat Lafzon Ki Mohtaaz Nehi Hoti

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti ! ! !

Aap Ka Naam Likhte Hain

Pucho na us kagaz se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hain.

Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain,

Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hain.

Jinhe Aadat Hai Bhul Jane Ki

jinhe aadat hai bhul jane ki,
hum unhe hi yad karte hai,
jisne hamare chaman ko pattharo se tora hai,
hum aaj bhi unke liye fariyad karte hai

Mein Hoon Tera

Apne hathoun ki lakeero mein basa le mujh ko
Mein hoon tera to naseeb apna banale mujh ko
Mujh se tu poochne aayi hai wafa ke mani
Yeh teri sada dilli maar na dale mujh ko

Keh Ke Dekh Liya

Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya karein jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya.
Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hain,
Par kya karein jab hamare call karne se who bhadkte hai.

Hindi Sad Love SMS

Kab Kon Kisi Ka Hota Hai
Sab Jhutay Rishtay Naatay Hain
Sab Dil Rakhnay Ki Baatain Hain
Sab Asli Roop Chupatay Hain
Aik Baar Nigahon Main Aa Ker
Phir Saari Umer Rulatay Hain

Mohabbat Ka Matlab

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,

Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

Hindi Love- Flirt SMS

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.

Pyar Dil Hai

Pyar dil hai, dimaag nahi
Pyar soch hai, aawaz nahi
Koi aankhon se nahi dekh sakta Pyar ke jazbe ko
Kyun ki pyar ehsaas hai andaaz nahi.

Hindi Funny Love SMS

Socho Agar Aap kisi Ldki ko kahe
"I LOVE U"
Or
Wo vo palat ke aapkO apna mobile Nmbr De deto Aap Is ko kya kahenge
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"KHWAAB"..

Mohabbat Ki Duniya Mein

Mohabbat ki duniya mein
bin baadal barsaat hoti hai
jubaa khaamosh rehti hai
nigaaho se baat hoti hai…

Naya Janamdin Mubarak

Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak..
Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak..
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..
Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak…
Hamari taraf se aap ko … Naya Janam Din Mubarak

Hamari Dua Hai

Dua hai Ki Kaamyabi ke har shikhar pe
aap hee ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par
duniya ka salaam hoga.
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din
aapka gulam hoga…
Happy Birthday!!

Aisa Hi Tumhara Janamdfin Ho

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

Aisa Hi Tumhara Janamdfin Ho

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

Tere Janam Din Padh Tujhe Kya Pesh Karu

Tere Janam Din Par Tujhe Kya Pesh Karu
Tajmahal Du Tujhe Ya Chanderma Pesh Karu
Aur To Kuch Nahi Mere Pass Ae Mere Sanam
Sochta Hu Bas Tujhe Apni Baffa Pesh Karu..

Happy Birthday My Love

tumhari is ada ka kiya jawab don
apne dost ko kya uphar don
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab don
HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

Tum Jiyo Hazaro Saal

Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tum jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!

Ayi hai subhah woh roshni leke

Ayi Hai Subhah woh Roshni Leke,
Jaise Naye Josh ki Nayi Kiran Chamke,
Vishwas Ki Lau Sada jalake Rakhana,
Degi andheron mein rasta diya banke


Happy Birthday :)

Janamdin Ki Dher Sari Subh Kamnaye

Aapke Janmdin par ham kamana ye karte hai ki aap rahe sadaa-Doston ki mehfil me, apno ke dil me, mata-pita ki duaonme aur iswar ki chhaya me.

Janam din k dher sari subh kamnaye

Khushi Se Bete Har Din

KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN

har suhani rat ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
vaha phulo ki barsat ho.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Janam Din Mubarak Ho

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Janam Din Mubarak Ho

Tamnnaon Se Bhari Ho Jindegi

Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,
Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage,
Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal !!
Happy Birth Day

Khuda Ne Jab Zamin Par Tumko Utara Hoga

Zaroor tumko kisine dil se pukara hoga,
Ek baar to chand ne bhi tumko nihara hoga,
Mayus hue honge sitare bhi us din,
khuda ne jab Zamin par tumko utara hoga.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR