Medical Shayari

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Bhagwan Aur Rajnikant Ki Ladai

1 bar bhagwan aur rajnikant ki ladai hui...

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aaj bhagwan upar hai...

Dadi Ki Shaadi

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Peter And Repeter

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Yatri And Station Master

YATARI-"KYA MAI YAHAN EK CIGARATE PI SAKATA HUN?

STATION MASTER-"NAHI,YAHAN CIGARATE PINA SAKHT MANA HAI."

YATARI-"FEER YE CIGARATE KE TUKADE KAISE HAI?"

STATION MASTER-"UN LOGO NE FENKE HAI,JO PUCHTE NAHI HAI.

Peter And Repeter

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Ae Mamu Kesa Hai Re?

Ae mamu,kesa hae re ?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko,
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni,
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko,
Miss to karega naa...

Pass Aur Fail

pass aur fail do chije srf.student life me hi ate hai,esiliye fail k tension nhi leneka,yaad rakhiyega job k time me kabhi ap fail nhi honge...

Unchi Awaz

Baap:
Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki?
Beta:
Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai
Baap:
Woh kese?
Beta
Q k aap aisa ker nahi sakte…

Main Hoon Deewana Tera

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

Aashiq Usse Kehte Hai

Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.

Kya Sapno Se Judaa Kar Paoge Humein

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar.
kya sapno se judaa kar paoge humein.

Saans Se Pahle Teri Yaad Aati Hai

aans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Tujh Se Sanse Jor De

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tujh se apni sanse jor de.

Phool Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho Tum

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

Tham Na Jaye Meri Saans Kash Tum Aajao

Aaj Kuch Waqt Ke Liye Paas Mere Kaash Tum Aajao,
Boht Tanha Hoon Mein Aaj, Kash Tum Aajao,
Kabhi Khud Ko Itna Kamzor Na Hone Diya Maine,
Par Aaj Bikhar Gayi Hoon Mein, Kash Tum Aajao,
Tum se Milte Hi Milta Hai Hosla Har Pal Mujhe,
Chahiye Aaj Baahon Ka Sahara, Kash Tum Aajao
Barson Se G Rahi Hoon Bin Tere Ae Jaan_E_Wafa,
Aaj Nahin Guzar Raha Ek Pal, Kash Tum Aajao,
Waqt Ki Raftaar B Jaise Tham Si Gayi Hai,
Tham Na Jaye Meri Saans Kash Tum Aajao.

Betaab Tamana Ki Kasak

Betaab tamannao ki kasak rehney do,
Manzil ko paney ki kasak rehney do,
Aap chahe raho nazron sey door,
Par meri aankhon mein apni ek jhalak rehney do.

Yeh Aarzoo Nahi Ke Kisi Bhulaye Hum

Yeh aarzoo nahi ke kisi ko bhulaye hum
Na tamanna ke kisi ko rulaye hum.
Par dua hai uss rab se,
jisko jitna yaad karte hain,
usko utna yaad aayein hum.

Aashiq Banaya Aap Ne

Kalam tha haath mey likhna sikhaya apne
Takat thi haath mey hausla dilaya apne,
Manzil thi saamne raasta dikhaya apne,
Hum to sirf dost the,
AASHIQ BANAYA aap ne!

Apna Kyu Banaya

dukh dene hi the to apna kyu banaya.
pyar ka dhog is tara kyu rachaya.
hame chod k chale gaye kisi aur ke sath
ek haste hue insan ko rona kyu sikhaya.

Khawab Kho Gaye

Neend aankhon main nahin, khwaab kho gaye
Tanha hi the, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye
Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai
Teri yaad main do aansu chupke se beh gaye !

Hamare Tutne Ki Fariyad Karte Hai

Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai
Aur hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai
Humein yaad karna to door…
Log apni khawahish ke liye
Hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hai…

Aapko Yaad Karte Hai

Bahane bahane se aapki baat karte hai
har pal aapko mehsus karte hai
itni baar to aap saans bhi nahi lete honge
jitni baar hum aaapko yaad karte hai!

Aaj Phir Iss Dil Ko Tumne Rulaya Hai

Pehle bhi kabhi suni thi, ye pyaar ki baatein,
Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya hai.
Aaj phir tumne kuredein hain, wo zakhm,
Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai…

Jaise Rootha Mera Sanam

khuda kare ki pyar me kisi ka dil na toote
jaise rutha mera sanam kisi aur ka na ruthe
rota hai dil aur toot jate hain sapne
ankhon ke aansoo bhi nahin hote hain apne…

Sirf Paane Na Ka Matlab Pyaar Nahi Hota

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya hua agar hum tume na paa sake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota…

Pal Pal Tarse The Uss Pal K Liye

Pal pal tarse the uss pal k liye

pal aya bhi to kuch pal.K liye

socha tha ussay zindagi ka ek hasin pal bana lenge

padh wo pal ruka bhi to bas ek pal k liye

Tu Agar Bewafa HaI

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…

Woh Itna Door Ho Gaya Jitnaa Kareeb Tha

Milnaa ittafaaq thaa bichernaa naseeb thaa,
Woh itnaa door ho gayaa jitnaa Kareeb thaa,
Bastee key saaray log hi aatish parrast they,
Jaltaa rahaa mayra gher or samander Kareeb thaa.

Phir Ek Bewafa Ki Yaad Ati Hai

Waafa ka naam na lo "YAro"..!!
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Wafa ab dil dukhati hai...
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Sach to ye hai wafa ka naam lene se..
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Phir aik be-wafa ki yaad ati hei.

abashut amaushkil Hai

Bahut mushkil hai terey dil pey apney dil k dard ki kahani likhna...
Bilkul aisey hi jaisey behtey huwey paani pey'pani"likhna.

Aaaj Wohi Hame Neelam Kar Gaya

Aaj door se koi salam kargaya,
Apni yaadon ka gulam kargaya,
Apni zindagi girvi rakhker khareeda tha jise,
Aaj woh hi hume neelam ker gaya.

Raat Bhar Tadapte Ho Kisi Ki Yaadon Me

Jhuki nazron se ikrar mat krna,
Nazre utha kr inkar mat krna,
Raat bhar tarapte ho kisi ki yadon me,
Or dosron ko kehte ho kisi se pyar na krna??.!!

Dil Tootna Sazaa Hai Mohabbat Ki

Dil tootna sazaa hai mohabbat ki,
dil jodna ada hai dosti ki.
Maange jo kurbani woh hai mohabbat,
jo bin maange ho jaye kurban wo hai dosti hamari.

Bheer Mein Bhi Tanha Hoon Main

Ussey yaad karun toh aankh bhar aati hai,
Meri mohabbat mujhe hi rulati hai,
Uske bina hoon udass main,
Bheer mein bhi tanha hoon main…

Naseeb Mein Likha Hai Intezaar Karna

Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.

Dil Ka Ek Tukda

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahin koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyun yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai…

Jane Kis Baat Ki Mujhko Saza Deta Hai

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai

Dil Ki Dawa Nahi

Sab kuch hy mere pas par dil ki dawa nahi,
Door wo mujhse hy par main khafa nahi,
Malum hy ab b pyar karta hy mujhse,
Wo thora sa ziddi hy
magar bewafa nahi.

Hum Thak Gaye Manate Manate

UNHE KISSA-E-GAM SUNATE SUNATE
KATI RAATEIN AANSU BAHATE BAHATE
KAHI BUJH NA JAYE CHIRAAG-E-TAMANNA
CHIRAAG-E-MOHABBAT JALAATE JALAATE
KISSI KO KHABAR HI NAHI LUT GAYAA HU
MOHABBAT KI DUNIYA BASATE BASAATE
KEHDE KOI UNSE…..
WO KHUD BAAZ AAYE APNE SITAM SE
HUM THAK GAYE HAIN MANATE MANATE.

Itni Acche To Na The Qismat Humare

Wo Haans Kr Mily Hum Pyar Samjh Bathy,
Faqat Ulfat Ko Hi Izhar Smjh Bathy,
Itni Ache To Na The Qismat Humare,
Khud Ko Un Ke Chahat Ka Haqdaar Smjh Bathey

Phir Rone Laga Hai Asmaan

Lo aaj Phir Ronay Laga hai Asmaan,
Ban ke "Barish"
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Shayad Aaj us ko Phir Ehsäs Hua Hai Meri Tanhäi kä...!

Woh Kisi Aur Ka Naseeb Tha

khuli ankho ka nazara ajeeb tha,
jinake liye hum roz karte the duaa,
Woh kisi aur ka naseeb tha,
zara dekhiye to hamari badnaseebi,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur
samandar bhi kareeb tha

Udaas Din Hai

Bhujay bhujay se
Udaas din hai
Na khaab
Hai
Na khyal
Hai
Na mnziron mai
Koi kashish
Hai
Na mosmo mai
Jamaal
Hai..

Apna Dil Apni Tabahi Ka Sabab Hota Hai

Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,
Yeh muhabbat ka zamana b ajeeb hota hai,
Kon c baat ney kis shakhs ka dil tor diya,
Bolney waley ko ehsas hi kab hota hai..

Na Jane Kyun Log Pyaar Kar Baithte Hain

Na jane kyun log pyaar kar baithte hain
Na jane kyun log iqrar kar baithte hain
Hum unhe apna samajkar zindagi bhar baithte hain
Aur ek wo hai jo bewafai karke bas muskara baithte hain.

Aaj Q Kisi Ki Yaad Sone Nahi Deti

Aaj Q kisi ki yaad sone nahi deti
Is zamane ki bandish b rone nahi deti
Kesi kashish hai teri
Jo tujhe mera aur mujhe kisi aur ka hone nahi deti.

Dard Ki Dewar Padh

Dard ki dewar padh fariyad likha karte hai
Har rat tanhai ko abad kia karte hai
A khuda unnhein jarur khush rakhna
Jinhe hum tujse bhi pehle yaad kia karte hai.

Ishq Me Dil Tut Jata Hai

Mehkhane me jam tut jata he,
ishq me Dil tut jata he,
Na jane kya rishta hai in Dono me,
jam tute to ishq yaad Aata hai,
Dil tute to jam yaad Aata hai. . .

Kya Hoga Jab Aap Hamare Kareeb Honge

Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge
Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge
Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko
Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge?

Haal Dekh Kar Mera Khud Bhi Tadap Jaega

Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi tadap jayega,
Jab bhi hogi bewaffai ki baat nujhe bhi koi bhoola yaad aayega,
Are apno ne kya kami rakhi jo ab koi anjan sitam dhayega,
Mat chu palkon ko Hai itna dard isme ke tera daaman bheeg jayega…

Yeh Raat Itni Tanha Kuun Hoti Hai

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai…

Jaane Kyon Tumhari Kami Thi

Waqt guzarta raha,
par sansey thami thi,
Muskura rahe the hum,
Par ankho mein nami thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyun tumhari kami thi...

Aankhon Mein Nami Hai

Barsaat ki bunde hai aankho mein nami hai,

na upar aasma hai na niche zami hai,

ye kaise mod par aa gaye zindagi ke,

jo sabse khas hai aaj uski kami hai.

Kuch Beete Hue Lamho

kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yaado ko
to aapki hi yaado se shuruat hui

Woh Khudhi Ho Ruswa

Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main roo paroon to woh aanso bahaye

Dard Hi Deta Hai

Pyar To Jis Haal
Mein Ho Dard Hi
Deta Hai,
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Kabhi Apno Ki
"JUDAI" se,
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Kabhi Kisi Ki
"BEWAFAI" se
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Kabhi Adhoore
"KHUWABON" se
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Kabhi Jhoote
"WAADON" se.

Tum Bin Udas Guzar Ta Hai

udai ki kasak liye
teri yaad se jura aansoo
har shab meri aankh se tapka hay
guzry kal ki terha aaj ka din bhi
tum bin udaas guzarta hay … !!!

Unhone Apna Kabhi Banaya Hi Nahi

Unhone apna Kabhi banaya hi nahi,
jhootha hi sahi, pyar dikhaya hi nahi,
galatiyan apani, hum maan bhi jate,
par kya kare kusur hamara hume
batayaan hi nahi

Ae Dil Tu Dhadakna Band Kar

Ae dil tu dhadakna band kar,
Jab jab tu dhadakta hai unki yaad aati hai.
Woh to khush hain apni dunia me,
Jaan to pal pal hamari hi jati hai.

Kya Kahe Iss Khel Ko

Kya kahein iss khel ko jo tune mere saath khele hai,
Tujhe khus dekhne ke liye har sitam humne jhele hai,
Kabhi paa hi nahi saka tumhe toh aaj judaai kaisi,
Hum akele bhi tanha the aur aaj tanha bhi akele hai,
Teri mohabbat ka ab bhi nishaan baaki hai,
Tere intezaar mein aaj bhi kuch saans baaki hai,
Kya hua agar dekh kar muh fair lete hai woh,
Yeh tasalli toh hui ke kuch pehchaan baaki hai.

Kuch Apne Ho K Bhi Pass Hote Nahi Hai

Ae nadan dil rotay nahi hai,
Kuch apnay ho k bhi pas hote nahi hai,
Zara say fasly per udasi kaisi?
Dil ma basny wale kabhi door hote nahi hai..

Chot Khate Hai Aur Muskurate Hai

Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai,
Iss dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai,
Hum to gham lekar bhi yaad rakhte,
Aur ek wo hai jo gham dekar bhi bhool jate hai.